All About Liv

Meet Olivia

I’m a comic actress and writer based in New York City, though in terms of New York-y stuff I’m kind of an idiot. Until a few weeks ago, I thought Hell’s Kitchen was the place they filmed the show, and was consistently amazed by how many people seemed to live in that building. Sadly, I’ve lived in the city for three years. I’m a disappointment to my friends and family.
Cupid's Arrow
Here’s a list of some little things that I hate: old sofas, getting water up my nose, loud movies, being stuck in a situation where I can’t spit my gum out, sea urchins, and when I get in bed and my PJ pants roll up and my legs are bare and cold and when I reach down to pull one leg down, the other goes up, and when I reach down to pull that one down, the other goes up. Despicable. Here are some things that I love: the entire Bachelor franchise (though highly problematic in nearly every way, I will be watching every single episode they put out there, even if it's four friggin hours or a season that has ALREADY AIRED aka #bachelorGOAT why did I watch this SOS???), pink lemonade, Banza mac n cheese, Calvin and Hobbes, ridiculously high wedge heels, and drum roll plz...MATCHMAKING!

Now I think we know each other a little better. This feels good.